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Tess Quaid

Melbourne, VIC

Tess Quaid covers the films and television Australians are actually watching, plus the occasional dispatch from a Northcote cinema where the heater hasn't worked since 2019. Will defend a four-hour Hungarian drama in one breath and Bluey in the next. Composite; written by the desk.